शाहरुख़ ख़ान

Major Ram Prasad Sharma

Sushmita Sen

Miss Chandni

Suniel Shetty

Raghavan / Major Raghav Dutta

Zayed Khan

Lakshman Prasad Sharma a.k.a Lucky

Amrita Rao

Sanjana Bakshi a.k.a Sanju

Boman Irani

The Principal

Satish Shah

Professor Rasai

Kirron Kher

Mrs. Sharma

Bindu Desai

Mrs. Kakkad

Rakhi Sawant

Mini